May 2013
gentlemanbones:
zeldasboyfriend:
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
jamietheignorantamerican:
“A Quick Doodle I did in Class”
“One Hour Speedpaint”
“My pen pressure was off when I drew this”
“Art is just a Hobby for me, I just do it in my freetime.”
“I’m only 13 years old.”
“I did this in Microsoft Paint.”
shsl-chef:
a-felicia-named-goat:
shsl-chef:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
pizza:
not-pizza:
dempokeballstho:
Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining
I mean,
really?
I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed.
scared
internetexplorers:
100wordlimit:
internetexplorers:
if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school
my friend got hit by a car he still went to school
what a nerd
otterparade:
cityofbadass:
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”
angry-twinkle:
looking through old sketchbooks
mormondad:
gonna get f***ed up tonight on a couple of cups of water
instaplur:
Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.
humancentipeed:
In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
Watchbadtvblog:
Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
foodtrucker:
I was born at an incredibly young age
gundumbass:
do you ever hear people talk shit about someone you like but you’re too much of a weenie to go and confront them so you just kind of
handsomepeach:
REAL BEST FRIENDS WRITE FLUFFY FANFICTION ABOUT YOU YEEEEHAW
withlovelola:
thedukeoflions:
IMAGINE IF YOU TRIED TO KICK A SHEEP WITH YOUR VELCRO SHOES AND IT JUST GOT STUCK
baaaaaah he got the velcros
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
ianmckellening:
i like that part in iron man 3 where the whole movie
hissthemovie:
this looks like one of those me vs other girls diagrams oh my god
Fuck you guys. My blog is hilarious
