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A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

(via fuckyeahsnl)

dirtylittlepyro:

This is the cutest fucking thing ever. IT HAS A MINI PARTY HAT ON. THAT IS THE HAPPIEST LIZARD IN THE WORLD

dirtylittlepyro:

This is the cutest fucking thing ever. IT HAS A MINI PARTY HAT ON. THAT IS THE HAPPIEST LIZARD IN THE WORLD

gentlemanbones:

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

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You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

(via ruinedchildhood)

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

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(via handsomepeach)

jamietheignorantamerican:

“A Quick Doodle I did in Class”

“One Hour Speedpaint”

“My pen pressure was off when I drew this”

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“Art is just a Hobby for me, I just do it in my freetime.”

“I’m only 13 years old.”

“I did this in Microsoft Paint.”

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(via garchomps)

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

(via handsomepeach)

pizza:

not-pizza:

dempokeballstho:

Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining

I mean,

really?

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I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed. 

scared

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(via kyola)

internetexplorers:

100wordlimit:

internetexplorers:

if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school

my friend got hit by a car
he still went to school

what a nerd

(via edresemikaelaa)

sona-the-pony:

wildmodblog:

psychcomedy:

Identifying key issues of modern parenting

as a student teacher, i’ve this happen waaaay too many times. it’s ridiculous.

THIS HAPPENS?!?!?!

(via afilover)

otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”

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angry-twinkle:

looking through old sketchbooks

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