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A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
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This is the cutest fucking thing ever. IT HAS A MINI PARTY HAT ON. THAT IS THE HAPPIEST LIZARD IN THE WORLD
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
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my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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“A Quick Doodle I did in Class”
“One Hour Speedpaint”
“My pen pressure was off when I drew this”
“Art is just a Hobby for me, I just do it in my freetime.”
“I’m only 13 years old.”
“I did this in Microsoft Paint.”
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when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
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Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining
I mean,
really?
I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed.
scared
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if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school
my friend got hit by a car
he still went to schoolwhat a nerd
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Identifying key issues of modern parenting
as a student teacher, i’ve this happen waaaay too many times. it’s ridiculous.
THIS HAPPENS?!?!?!
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Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”
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