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Sat, 08 Jun 2013 20:34:04 -0700

Is this a fat joke?

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Fri, 17 May 2013 19:49:45 -0700

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:38:34 -0700

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

dirtylittlepyro: This is the cutest fucking thing ever. IT HAS...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:26:43 -0700

dirtylittlepyro:

This is the cutest fucking thing ever. IT HAS A MINI PARTY HAT ON. THAT IS THE HAPPIEST LIZARD IN THE WORLD

gentlemanbones: zeldasboyfriend: me flirting You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:21:17 -0700

gentlemanbones:

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:20:40 -0700

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

jamietheignorantamerican: “A Quick Doodle I did in Class” “One Hour Speedpaint” “My pen pressure...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:14:50 -0700

jamietheignorantamerican:

“A Quick Doodle I did in Class”

“One Hour Speedpaint”

“My pen pressure was off when I drew this”

“Art is just a Hobby for me, I just do it in my freetime.”

“I’m only 13 years old.”

“I did this in Microsoft Paint.”

siggymcpissyface:

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:12:32 -0700

siggymcpissyface:

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Fri, 17 May 2013 19:12:14 -0700

shsl-chef: a-felicia-named-goat: shsl-chef: when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti what is...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:07:47 -0700

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

pizza: not-pizza: dempokeballstho: Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining I...

Thu, 09 May 2013 08:57:11 -0700

pizza:

not-pizza:

dempokeballstho:

Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining

I mean,

really?

I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed.

scared

internetexplorers: 100wordlimit: internetexplorers: if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to...

Tue, 07 May 2013 22:33:02 -0700

internetexplorers:

100wordlimit:

internetexplorers:

if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school

my friend got hit by a car
he still went to school

what a nerd

sona-the-pony: wildmodblog: psychcomedy: Identifying key...

Tue, 07 May 2013 22:32:25 -0700

sona-the-pony:

wildmodblog:

psychcomedy:

Identifying key issues of modern parenting

as a student teacher, i’ve this happen waaaay too many times. it’s ridiculous.

THIS HAPPENS?!?!?!

otterparade: cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel?...

Tue, 07 May 2013 22:01:40 -0700

otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”

angry-twinkle: looking through old sketchbooks

Tue, 07 May 2013 20:28:52 -0700

angry-twinkle:

looking through old sketchbooks

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Tue, 07 May 2013 19:51:16 -0700

mormondad: gonna get f***ed up tonight on a couple of cups of water

Tue, 07 May 2013 19:50:21 -0700

mormondad:

gonna get f***ed up tonight on a couple of cups of water

instaplur: Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.

Tue, 07 May 2013 19:50:05 -0700

instaplur:

Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.

cicerosaidwhatnow: snakeeaters: gakujin: (via...

Tue, 07 May 2013 19:47:36 -0700

cicerosaidwhatnow:

snakeeaters:

gakujin:

(via 【拡散】大勢の人にこの事実を知って欲しい【ニシキヘビ】… on Twitpic)

I reblogged this just a short time ago, but then my boyfriend decided to do a quick translation of the text, since I don’t read Japanese.

humancentipeed: In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly...

Tue, 07 May 2013 19:45:55 -0700

humancentipeed:

In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.